MOVE OVER witchhouse - TIME FOR SEAPUNK

oh right ;D

whatever he slept with courtney love that means i have a chance at least

HAHAHAHAHA

Tru dat.... tru dat.

transient waves had a song called paradise in 1992 that sounds exactly like salem. i also like lots of psychotic music but i still think white rings are shit. in my opinion genius like "violent dreams" makes the whole disarro/witchhouse/drag scene sound redundant and pointless..

Yeah, exactly.

ANYWAY, MY NEXT SINGLE. MY FIRST ALREADY TOPPED THE WITCH HOUSE CHARTS. THE LABEL I AM ON: CHUPACRABRA LA LLORONA HOUSE IS ASKING FOR A NEW SINGLE. HERE IT IS. IT'S A NEW GENRE. I CALL THE GENRE WITCH-FOLK:

IT'S CALLED RΞmΞmbΞr T0 Cut Y0ursΞlf T0 G△NGT5ΞR R△P

 
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!!111!!!!

Kinda sounds like MM... deep shit anyway, made me reconsider my whole life, I think now I'm going to change sex, lock myself in a monastery and be the best nun evah!!

P.S.: I want to have convos with Ethan regarding minor music genres too :( Like Viking Metal or Egyptian (Ancient) Acid Jazz, could you make that happen? Kthx.

I am touched by your response. It inspires me to continue to create more witch-folk, for the hipster masses.

However, I cannot do any of those favors... I get that enough as it is. Do it at a show :p I'm sure he'd be up for it... maybe. dunno.

Yeah, I know, just jk lol. Hope he loves Egyptian Acid Jazz (from Akhenaten era mainly) as much as I do though.

Btw, I like the songs No Summr4U (oOoOO), King Night (SALEM), ----▲---- and gOth bb (†‡†). Those are cool. But thats just it, I've been listening a lot of other stuff (like Asia, which apparently everyone loves) and I just don't feel it.

And from what I've seen SALEM looks like the worst live band ever. Oh well.

i think king baby bet you to the witch-folk prize

I AM WITCH-FOLKKKKKKKKKKKKK

That Asia tune fucking suxxors baaaaaallls of steel.

Salem is in fact the worst band ever, live. It's due to the fact that the stuff they do in the studio would require someone to be possessed on stage in order for it to work properly hahaha. I wish I was kidding.... srsly, how do you pull off slow/pitched down vocals live? You can't.... unless they can get someone with a proper deep voice to do the vocals live instead of CRACKer-head Jack... i think they will always suck because of it, live.

and that the girl... you think, oh wow... here she comes, someone who will actually sound nice in this band, right? Please please pleaaassseeee.... She's gotta be good, if this guy sucks so much live..... but no... nope.... it just gets worse. The moment she opens her mouth... oh gawd... someone shoot me, please. gives me the shivers. I'd use her voice to torture terrorist war prisoners at Guantanamo Bay... that's how bad.

SO I JUST BEEN INFORMED MY LAST SINGLE FLOPPED ON THE WITCH HOUSE CHARTS.

APPARENTLY WITCH-FOLK DIDN'T CATCH ON AS WE EXPECTED. PROBABLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T PITCH IT TO PITCHFORK IN TIME. FUCK MY LIFE>

SO I GOTTA MAKE A COMABACK AND MAKE IT COUNT. THE LABEL IS PUTTING A LOT OF PRESSURE ON ME.

BRB SPAWNING DEMONS OF SATAN FROM THE REALMS OF MY BASEMENT USING SATANIC SYMBOLS I BOUGHT AT DISNEYLAND WHILE SNORTING CRACK

i'm going to see salem next wednesday
rather excited

i think king baby bet you to the witch-folk prize

King baby, and the tune is called White Hands.

Then there is White Ring.

Then there is King Night.

What more? I bet there are more Witch House songs or bands with those two words in their name.


I can't keep myself from start laughing when I see a SALEM live video lol. And it's not just the vocals, the drumming/percussion/whatever Jack is doing in the Redlights video, that's also ridiculous lol. Still like King Night though.


Also http://twitter.com/#!/pictureplane/status/13940550056 Pictureplane is awesome <3

oh c'mon, that fader performance, yes IT IS terrible, but it was probably one of the first live performances salem did.
please, show me a band that started playing live 100% perfectly since day 1...
even cc when they first started weren't as amazing as they are now
from what i've read/seen online, salem are decent live nowadays



by the way, white ring seems to be pretty amazing live