Funny article of the month:

http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/06/crystal-castles-concrete-music-video

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After replacing former lead singer Alice Glass in 2015, vocalist Edith Frances makes her Crystal Castles music video debut as the duo’s frontwoman in a high-energy clip for the new single “Concrete.”

The heavy electronic banger features Ethan Kahn’s signature ravey production and Frances’ distorted, echoey vocals. The video, seemingly shot guerilla-style at what appears to be a live concert, sees the lead singer stumbling backwards through a crowd of people, jumping up and down, dancing, and twirling through the audience, some of whom comically scramble to clear a path as Frances passes.

Following Glass’ departure from the band, perhaps best known for their Robert Smith-featuring single “Not In Love,” in Oct. 2014, Crystal Castles forged on without her. Two singles, “Frail” and “Deicide,” were released last year ahead of Kahn announcing work had commenced on the act’s fourth studio album — its first without Glass, who released solo single “Stillbirth” in 2015.

In June, the pair debuted a teaser for another new song, “Femen,” in which the word “August” flashes on the screen, leading many to believe the new album is coming next month. Crystal Castles is also set to play various shows in Europe, North America, and Asia throughout the rest of the year.

“Concrete” is available now on iTunes. Watch the disorienting clip for the single in the video above.

WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS GERMAN JEWISH BANDMATE KNOWN AS ETHAN KAHN?!?!

AND WHAT HAS HE DONE WITH ETHAN KATH?!?! MURDER?!?!

I GET THE FEELING WE WILL FIND OUT NEXT MONTH!~~~

SUSPENSE! THRILLER!!!

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES.
Is this a paid article from their management, lol? All those ad links to buy Concrete on iTunes.

Also WTF how much do they pay these hacks to work at EW? Ew.
those ads are actually based on what you been searching/viewing on websites, and thus they serve you/target you.

They track you using cookies and super cookies, google it, and you'll see.

so if you're googling viagra, you'll probably get viagra ads eventually.

you should consider installing adblock as an addon
BREAKING NEWS: THIS JUST IN.... EDITH FRANCES HAS NOW BEEN REPLACED WITH EDITH FRANCE!

FRANCE IS NOW INVADING CRYSTAL CASTLES!

source: http://www.nme.com/news/crystal-castles--2/94820

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The album will follow 2012’s third record ‘iii’ and is the first to feature new vocalist Edith France, who replaced founding singer Alice Glass in April 2015. Since France joined, Crystal Castles have also shared the songs ‘Deicide’ and ‘Frail’.

VIVE LA FRANCE!
This is another funny one:


front m.an

lol

apparently edith has transitioned sex.


I should make a website entirely dedicated of making fun of  music "journalism" and marketing, and how little care or substance they contribute to the overall music industry.
This is another funny one:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Edith Frances, <a href="https://twitter.com/crystalcastles">@CRYSTALCASTLES</a> front m.an put together a punk <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/playlist?src=hash">#playlist</a> & it’s only on TIDAL. <a href="https://t.co/iIAecpXdAq">https://t.co/iIAecpXdAq</a> <a href="https://t.co/OQqYvpPyGZ">pic.twitter.com/OQqYvpPyGZ</a></p>— TIDAL (@TIDALHiFi) <a href="https://twitter.com/TIDALHiFi/status/769249173023711233">August 26, 2016</a></blockquote>
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front m.an

lol

apparently edith has transitioned sex.


I should make a website entirely dedicated of making fun of  music "journalism" and marketing, and how little care or substance they contribute to the overall music industry.

Its a hashtag punk playlist!
In the lamest of lame, whenever I see this topic- all I can think is that Ethan is the Kahn of all Kahns, making pekahn pie.
plus I just finished Marco Polo on netflix and the kahn is embedded in my brain...
anyway....
Behold! The Kahn Famiglia Recipe; Pekahn Pie!

WHO WANTS A BITE?